"I know anthropogenic global warming is real..."

Here we disagree. I have had a look at the fossil record, and have noted that one good volcanic event produces orders of magnitude more CO2 than humanity ever will. Not just more than we have, or are projected to produce in the foreseeable future, but more than we ever possibly will. Given that demonstrable fact, the impact of our CO2 releases so far cannot possibly have substantially altered Earth's climate from it's natural trajectory.

The Siberian Traps added 170,000 Billion tons of CO2 to Earth's atmosphere. Humanity will never, ever in a million years do that. We're just not that suicidal, even if we become capable of that level of industrial production using CO2 emitting processes. 80% of the volcanoes on Earth today remain unknown to science, because they're under the ocean. We really don't know how much CO2 they are producing. We don't even know where they are.

The dire certainty AGW shills claim is utter bollocks. It's based on lies, paid for by banksters using propaganda to promote political means to aggrandize themselves. The carbon credit mechanism that has been proposed to solve industrial CO2 emission is trivially able to completely privatize Earth's carbon by extant corporations with nominal financial means, and I believe this is the reason for the AGW alarmist shilling.

We're carbon based. All life is. Capturing the basis of life itself by private interests is a prize beyond mere financial value, and psychopaths intent on aggrandizing themselves no matter what price others pay are doing everything they can to get it.