"...five million egg producing hens in the US. If each of those hens laid one egg a day that's one egg a day for every man, woman and child in the US with forty six million left over."

I can't follow your math. Is that common core? 350M Americans (not counting some), plus 46M left overs, equals 396M eggs, which is 391M more than 5M egg producing hens laying one a day produce.

"...I can't even get into my wallet..."

Eek! BRB, checking my wallet.