Haven't heard from you for a bit. I'm hoping you're still kicking. I dunno how I'd find out if you weren't. A couple months ago I gave my heir instructions on how to access my account, so if I am killed by a jealous wife or husband, he can let ya'll know. If you can't get your sister to take on that responsibility, you could check in at appointed times, so if you miss one we know to mourn.

But, enough hypotheticals. Just check in and let me know you're ok. Even if you have to type with one hand, at least you've had plenty of practice doing that.