You saved the best meme for last. I LOL'ed.

I sincerely hope you and others I know in SA are safe during the coming difficulties. Expect chaos, and prepare to seize advantages that will suddenly appear in it's midst. The incompetence of the current government will threaten the lives of your fellows, and I am confident competent people will seek to govern themselves there soon, because it is necessary to do so to survive.

Thanks!