The top image says 'A great day for the birth rate.' However, Wikipedia reports that "Taylor Alison Swift (born December 13, 1989)" and is a bit long in the tooth to be spitting out a passle of young'uns. 36 isn't beyond the ability to have a kid, but if she has more than two it would practically be a miracle, and fewer doesn't raise the birthrate above replacement, which requires ~2.5 IIRC.

"I'm the problem, it's me."

Me too, since I'm fueling the flames by responding here. Although if you contact Paine Tree (I advise avoiding chainsaw images) with a plan to issue a SWIFT coin that will make her rich beyond her wildest dreams (maybe even Taylor, too, and you could add a KELCE coin for maximum profit) might just get her attention, and land you in the circumstances you want to be accustomed to. Don't forget me if you do!

Thanks!