While I find it curious that the sounds Hasbro claims were intended to issue when the doll was seated seem unrelated to taking a seat, and that the button was not included in the marketing material, I am not convinced, as you are not, that it was a plot to seduce little girls.

It's weird though.

"Post relevant examples below for a 100% upvote."

Relevant examples of conspiracy theories you fell for? That are fact based? Not sure what you're after here. Please advise.

Anyway, Jeffery Epstein still didn't kill himself.

Thanks!