Coincidence is Now The Leading Cause of Death. Leave The Causes to The 'Conspiracy Theorists'

The Kaufman Institute For Coincidence.

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Give your coincidence the attention it deserves, but not the wrong kind of attention.
Schedule your appointment today and receive a Doctor's note with a real sciencey sounding explanation to give to your anti vax friends, proving to them it was definitely not the vaccine that caused your coincidence.

NOW TREATING THESE COINCIDENCES:

• Myocarditis
• Blood clots
• Heart Arrhythmia
• Stroke
• Heart Attack
• Magnetic Skin
• Difficulty Breathing
• Full Body Blisters & Burning
• Convulsions
• Kidney Failure
• Memory Loss
• Cancer
• Sudden Death

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Ura-soul

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