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Anonymous confessions posted by real U of T students. Follow the Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/UofTConfess/
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[#50238] Coffee is literally the only thing I can consume be...
[#50238] Coffee is literally the only thing I can consume besides human flesh. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50238]
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[#50237] Tag your mates that say they're gonna fail the midt...
[#50237] Tag your mates that say they're gonna fail the midterm, and then get a 98 while you get a 55 Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50237]
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[#50236] University taught me that it's possible to study a ...
[#50236] University taught me that it's possible to study a subject for 4 years and still end up not understanding anything. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50236]
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[#50235] There are no sightings of UFOs anymore because c...
[#50235] There are no sightings of UFOs anymore because camera technology has gotten better, the aliens know and they are feeling more self-conscious about their appearances. Posted from U of T Confessions
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[#50234] The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Woul...
[#50234] The past tense of William Shakespeare would be Wouldiwas Shookspeared Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50234]
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[#50233] Because of the internet, people named Chad have to ...
[#50233] Because of the internet, people named Chad have to be extra careful about their reputation. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50233]
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[#50232] What does it mean when your 3-year old child takes ...
[#50232] What does it mean when your 3-year old child takes you aside to tell you he wants to destroy you? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50232]
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[#50231] i need a new crush to be my inspiration in the comi...
[#50231] i need a new crush to be my inspiration in the coming months; you'll be the person i take pictures of, the guy i think of every morning and throughout the day, the guy ill tell my friends about
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[#50230] If I enjoy eating my sister out, would that be cann...
[#50230] If I enjoy eating my sister out, would that be cannibalism or incest? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50230]
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[#50229] I met an Asian girl last Monday at ss building, she...
[#50229] I met an Asian girl last Monday at ss building, she had a very beautiful grey long hair and she kindly showed me the way of UTSG. I would like to know her, tag her so that I can dm lolll Posted
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[#50228] If Dr. Seuss were reincarnated today, he would beco...
[#50228] If Dr. Seuss were reincarnated today, he would become a legend in the rap/hip hop world Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50228]
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[#50227] You know you've won "the procrastinator of the year...
[#50227] You know you've won "the procrastinator of the year" award when you don't have to move the clock ahead today because you never bothered to move it back last fall. Posted from U of T
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[#50226] Unlike all the stupid people here confessing their ...
[#50226] Unlike all the stupid people here confessing their crushes on this app, I told my crush I liked them in person. They told me they thought I was ugly and to fuck off Posted from U of T Confessions
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[#50225] I want to be the kind of manager who comes in later...
[#50225] I want to be the kind of manager who comes in later than everybody else and leaves earlier than everybody else. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50225]
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[#50224] Doctor: You're only 20, but you've got the knees of...
[#50224] Doctor: You're only 20, but you've got the knees of a 50-year old.Me: So you're saying I'm mature. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50224]
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[#50223] I need to get this off my chest. Ive been hangin...
[#50223] I need to get this off my chest. Ive been hanging out with this girl for over a year, and I think she has developed romantic feelings for me. The thing is, Im gay. She hasnt blatantly asked me
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[#50222] Why do some girls only date guys who are in the sam...
[#50222] Why do some girls only date guys who are in the same program as them? For example, some girls in Management will only date guys in Management. There is nothing wrong with that but ...why? Posted
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[#50221] Will girls date a guy who does not use Snapchat and...
[#50221] Will girls date a guy who does not use Snapchat and Instagram? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50221]
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[#50220] If Peter Pan seriously didn't want to grow up, he c...
[#50220] If Peter Pan seriously didn't want to grow up, he could've just started a Youtube prank channel. Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50220]
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[#50219] If the sun is hot, why is space cold?
[#50219] If the sun is hot, why is space cold? Posted from U of T Confessions - [#50219]
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