Had to scroll down and write an apology first before reading through. I thought your title was humour, so I chuckled and hurriedly clicked, but the first sentence has set me straight. Sorry. (Edited) - Not very sorry. I like your sense of humour. Sorry for me too 'cause I expected a sweet funny story. :)
Less than five paragraphs in, I'm still chuckling. I have a feeling I'd laugh more than I feel sorry for you. Lemme finish first. Sorry again.
Slept through midnight as well and yeah, that countdown was very disappointing. I had hormones ready to go for the bangs but just whooo!? Meh.
Done. XD I knew it. Although, I am sorry you started the year sick. Despite your pessimistic-disappointment-cushion outlook on things, I believe it's a sign of an overall great year. Maybe the greatest yet. You don't have to agree.
I'm glad I came across you, I'll ensure I do more often. I hope you get well fast.
Cheers to a great year! 🍻
RE: Happy New... *cough*. Y-urgh.