Human Beings Are Living On Distant Planets
Do I believe that aliens are living on other planets and moons? Yes. Of course I do. I understand Drake's Equation well enough to believe the principle, and if you've read any of my blogs you'd know I'm a UAP / Alien believer. This puts me in the company of people like Stephen Hawkings and Carl Sagan in that regard. But what I find more interesting than the likelihood of aliens simply existing, and potentially visiting Earth is the question: “Where have they've taken our DNA?” And more importantly: “For what purpose?"
The Earth is regarded as a nature reserve to some of the factions that exist out in the cosmos. We are a reservoir from which they replenish the supply of human wealth. We are an asset. A commodity. A currency. We are something that is spent.
We are something that is spent.
It is important to understand this. While we are considered valuable, we are also dispensable. We are a proxy for intelligent life that no longer cares for doing its own dirty work. We are servants and workers for some. We are slaves for others. Worse, we are sacrificial soldiers for cosmic warlords. And perhaps most frightening, we are cattle. There are some that simply consume us like pigs or chickens. The purpose we serve varies wildly depending on the intelligence that procures us.
We are wild humans on Earth. Perhaps the original world of wild humans. Perhaps a modification to an already existing proto-human. No one truly knows our origins as the distinct 3rd Chimpanzee on planet Earth. Similarly, we are no more aware of the plight of our species throughout the universe than a wild turkey is about Butterball Turkey Farms at Thanksgiving. And most people wouldn't want to know/accept that type of reality. However, with the advance of our technology and decline of our environment, our population is slowly recognizing the appearance of extra-terrestrial entities.
Genetic Breeding & Manipulation
Gene manipulation is a future human technology that already has roots in the ground. We know it to be real, and on a much simpler level, we've been doing it for thousands of years with selective breeding habits of domesticated animals. Look at dogs, for instance—we've been able to customize their genetic make-up so widely that the range of variety of appearance, scale, and function of the canine species is astounding. Even more remarkable is how different some dogs look today compared to their coyote/wolf ancestors. My English Bulldog is a perfect example of how humans have successfully tweaked canine DNA for something as trivial as sports gambling [Google Bull Baiting].
I simply propose that the human being specimen under the direction of an alien entity could be easily engineered and shaped into a variety of functional forms for different environments and required abilities. Human beings, ourselves, have attempted eugenics programs on Earth. It is my greatest fear, and haunting suspicion that it is a regular and on-going practice in the cosmos to manipulate the genes of humans, and possibly other species for similar purposes. After all, we are alleging that we are being tampered with by great intelligences, and science has proposed this kind of horror is already plausible with our own primitive technology.
Cheap Artificial Intelligence
The argument comes along often that Robots Do It Better. And that makes sense on a lot of occasions. We send out probes into space to reach places we cannot yet go in person. And machines can (and/or have already) potentially solve(d) the issue of long term space voyages that otherwise couldn't be made by a living organism (precluding all Godlike and DemiGodlike characters that could otherwise exist). So just imagine that UAPs / UFOs are coming here as autonomous Artificial Intelligences, collecting samples, and then shipping them back to some distant star system where they are cultivated into populations. You wouldn't necessarily need to know that your DNA was taken, but the culprit might also want to know a little bit about you before it absconds with limitless clones of you, which is why abduction theory is totally plausible in my mind.
While we suspect super-computing to be simple for advanced civilizations, it may not be the preferred technology for all occasions. They may want biological minions that have instincts and are ruled by fear. And perhaps machines have vulnerabilities we have not yet conceptualized (ie: EMPs, but more futuristic, and alien). However, I like to believe that the greatest need for humans is as an intermediary between layers of machines, or even between machines and alien entities themselves, who are probably too lazy, intellectually occupied, or high-horsed to be bothered by menial tasks.
The manufacturing of machines requires resources and facilities. Human beings are rather prolific and easy to breed. Simply put a handful of mixed genders together and watch the chemical reaction. Within ¾ of a human year you have already seen return on investment, provided you do not employ some kind of growth acceleration. I expect they would. Also, who needs childhood and adolescence if your only life purpose is to be a Cloned Starship Trooper, killing space bugs and robots, or alien commandos? I'm sure aliens could produce rifle-ready adult humans rather expeditiously if that was their goal. In that way, we could possibly be bargain artificial intelligence. Slap a Great Value label on your chest.
Harvest Could Be Coming
Doomsday Prophets, self-included, have been counting down throughout the ages. We may have misinterpreted the Mayan calendar, but we've surely entered the Age of Aquarius. Consider that Over Population is real. Also consider that the Human Being as we know it has already faced an extinction level event on Earth towards the end of the last ice age, and that by all accounts, the flood was real. Consider the stories of Atlantis and other mythical places of the ancient world. Consider the varied races of people that have vanished off the planet before us: the Neanderthal, and Java Man, whose technology spring-boarded our species into prominence. Races of Men have vanished. Cousin species of ours have vanished. We are strange adaptations to our nearest native relations, the chimpanzees. We have been modified in some fashion, much like we have modified dogs and swine, and sadly, people feed on them. We may be space pork.
We may be space pork.
(Note to the reader: while I have always eaten pork, I'm losing my taste for it, but it's not a complete transformation. I had an amazing Cubano sandwich yesterday, and I'll probably never give up bacon, but I now see the same sentient intelligence in pigs that I also recognize in dogs, and so it comes with great guilt and shame to eat pork. I also have friends and family that raise and slaughter pigs humanely, so to each their own.) I wonder if there are ethical objections by some aliens about eating human beings. I believe that we could be space pork. I'm sure we're delicious to something out there in the universe. And our generation is fatter and much more marbled than our ancestor, too. We'll be a good harvest.
Who Owns Earth?
He/She who owns Earth, owns us all. What/Who are they? Are they selling slaves, programmable clones, or space pork. I am terrified to know for certain.
PS: I have never heard of an instance of dolphin abduction outside of the Hitchhikers Guide, so it furthers my suspicion that we may be space pork. If you're aware of any cases of dolphin abduction, please report so in the comments. I'd be interested in learning about it.