Pharaoh

Pharaoh is once again a @vachemorte piece that he let me pounce on and drag off. It was originally the Pharaoh . This is what came out it is x-rated so the faint of heart Beware ! Also the reference to the Mummies in Mexico is a thing in my family. My cousin Helena went to Mexico when she was small and saw mummies there. She was terrified of them so even years later all we had to say was Mummies in Mexico and she would run off squealing … there might also be references to some songs from my youth - Enjoy!

Lyrix:

(walk like an Egyptian)

The mummies in Mexico
The mummies in Mexico
they don’t have a Pharaoh
and they are so sad
The mummies in Cairo
on the other hand
they know how to party
and are so much fun

I will be your Isis if you’ll be my Osiris
I’ll let you play with my pyramids
if you take me like a Pirate
Bring moisture to my desert
light the fire inside it
do you feel my breath on your obelisk
let me come and ride it

The mummies in Mexico
The mummies in Mexico
they’re all sad and lonely
and all they do is mope
But the mummies in Cairo
they sure know how to party
they dance around the pool
and they sip on their Bacardis

Ride my Camel
(riding Camels ain’t Vegan)
(use the fucking jeep)

Tea in the Sahara with you

I will be your Queen
if you will be my Pharaoh
let’s make a movie
the greatest fucking show
and when they come to see it
we’ll blow their god damn minds
and then we’ll party all night long
and leave them all behind

The mummies in Mexico
The mummies in Mexico
they so sad and lonely
all they do is cry
someone please drug them up
and free them from their lies

The mummies in Mexico
The mummies in Mexico
they don’t know how to party
and it’s…

Boring

The Mummies in Cairo
(mummies)
(mummies)
they have the best parties
and the best Opium in town
oh did you know
they fly in their Cocaine from Columbia
lets have a movie night and watch
the purple rose of Cairo
after that we can have an orgy

walk like an Egyptian

The Mummies in Mexico are Whack!