Jesus tries the "Second Coming" on Reddit, Steem, Twitter and Facebook.

Disclaimer : I was going to make a comic out of this, but after considering how much drarwing[sic] (aka time) would be involved and how unlikely it would be to receive many upvotes ... I give you text version! No offense to anyone or their religion, lighten up and smile, I think Jesus would!

Jesus post on Reddit

"Repent Sinners!"

Reddit replies ...

"downvote!" - "troll!" - "downvote!" - "perm banned!"

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Jesus Tries Steem ...

"Repent my children!"

Steem replies ...

"downvote!" - "[img='LizardJesus.jpg']" - "someone's already posted the Bible here" - "You have earned $0.00"

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Jesus Tweets ...

"Repent!"

Twitter replies ...

"#OMG, oppressive much?!" - "#RepentThis!" - "#SuckIt Jesus" - "#Unfollowed"

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Jesus On Facebook ...

"Repent or feel my wrath!"

Facebook ...

"I have notified the authorities you terrorist!"

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Drudge Report ...

"Man claiming to be Jesus waterboarded - dead at Guantanamo after issuing threats on social media."

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The End

We'll see what happens. If it's received positively -- perhaps there will be a comic down the road ... a second coming of this if you will. ;)