If you follow my movie reviews then you know I am a huge Sylvester Stallone fun, especially for his classic roles like Rocky and Rambo.
So this old movie (2002) I had never heard of before appears on Netflix called I SEE YOU with sly as the protagonist. Ok, I am at work, jerking off like usual so I figured..what the heck let's watch it.
I see you is a crime/cop/detective movie that... blah blah blah.
Fuck it. I will save your and my time.
It's a fucking mess. Even the title is a fucking mess. You see originally it was called Detox or some shit but Universal Studios hated the movie so much they sold it to some other fuckers who renamed it to I See You. Or some shit like that.
The editing? A fucking mess, it makes it so hard to follow.
The characters? A fucking mess. Too many, no back story which make the movie even harder to follow.
The acting? Cringy in most of the cases. MeSly tries but the cop role, at least this one, doesn't suit him.
Everything is just dog shit. Even the ending felt just so rushed and stupid.
It's no surprise this movie has a 5/10 on IMDB. And that's probably because of all the sly fanboys jerking their dicks with one hand and giving a 10 with the other. If it wasn't for him it would probably have a negative score.
Overall, a fucking mess / 10. Don't watch it.
A lead detective being stalked by a serial killer is asked to check into a clinic treating law enforcement officials who can't face their jobs. source
