You have probably heard by now about the death of Prigozin or whatever the fuck it's spelled.
Well here's some comedy gold.
Putin expressing his condolences about the victims of the flight.
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Ahhhh, classic Putin. Such a fun guy 馃槀
On a serious note, here's my conspiracy theory. It came to me the very first moment I heard about prigo's plane crashing and by now I am sure others have thought of it too.
I am pretty sure Prigozin knew the moment he stopped his march to Moscow and became bffs with Putin again, he was essentially a walking dead man. Everyone knows if you dare to stand up against Putin your fate is death by accidental food poisoning or slipping though a window or falling a big staircase or something along these lines.
If I was to take a bet, Prigozin's deal with Emperor Putin included a staged death, so that Putin gets to save face. And Prigo gets to enjoy his retirement or whatever his deal with Putin included.
I just can't accept he walked to his death so easily.
I guess we will never know. But my gut feeling is Prigo is now in a beautiful beach, enjoying a mojito and a check fat enough to last his golden years. _
I just can't stop thinking of the poor pilot. Reading the passenger list... Knowing he is about to fly his last flight 馃槀 Poor fella. If I were in his shoes I'd probably pretend I got a heavy case of diarrhea and forcefully shit my pants to get out of that shitty situation 馃挬