Trump that! Call me corny, but I'm in fantastic health. I got the body of a 18 year old.

Trump that!

You got it sir.

Thanks, you're the artist, you figure it out. Impress me, and I might give you a tip. Hey Ned? how did you cut in front of me. I was here first, and my name is better anyway.

I'll give you 5, but I'll make you famous. Let's see what you got. Don't make me say....you're fired!

I just don't get any respect..

Thank you, and I Like saying it.

If elected president, I will legalize all drugs, because my business is business and business is good!

Of course I must vote for:

How do I do it? In a word: Trumpness

Peace in the Middle East

If elected president, I promise to always inhale!

Me?