Dear Future Wife
I am currently stuck somewhere away from home trying to make ends meet. It is possible that today you might also be stuck with some nigga wasting your time. He's busy calling you bae and you call him boo or maybe the other way round and it sounds romantic to you.
Unfortunately, I am not that romantic but I promise you that every verse I will pen for you will force you to stay awake all night because you might lose it in dreamland. I know I am a crazy poet, I do everything differently and according to my own principles.
Well it isn't about where you are and what I'll do for you then. I just wanna make a preamble request before we engage on this lifetime journey. Will you please be patient with my noisy character whenever I feel poetic. Not only will I be noisy but boring too because at times I seem to be talking to myself for hours, the people in my mind never keep their mouths shut when a story is ready.
The other thing is please be beautiful, I would also love to write a +/- 30 paged poem titled BEAUTY AND THE POET. The rest doesn't matter we will find ways to improvise and compromise.
I am pretty sure this is my last request for now. I really do love kids but I am not a possible replica of CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN.
Not that I don't wanna be a father, I'm just not cut to run DADDY NIGHT CARE so it'll be best if we would be economic when it comes to hatching issues. We can't be competing with dogs. You only have two whilst a bitch has around +/-10. Yeah you know what I mean.
Hope to see you soon.
Yours Faithfully
Jurgen Namupira (TROY)