"How many red cars did you see on your drive?"

My mom used to say her Trans Am was “arrest me red.” She swore that red cars get pulled over by police more often.

One day I was driving her Trans Am, going just a couple miles over the speed limit, in the left lane on the interstate.

I got pulled over and the policeman literally said “If you’re driving a red sports car and passing other cars, I’m going to pull you over.”

I guess my mom was right, after all.