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There is a saying though, but real?

  1. Some people are like shrimp. No bowel, no invertebrate, head full of waste, but the market price is high.

  2. The only thing that Tetris teaches me is that mistakes are quickly reversed, and achievements are quickly dissolved.

  3. Before you speak, listen. Before you act, think. Before leaving, try first. Before deciding to drop the pants, check whether the toilet paper or not.

  4. Know the rules to keep the rules reasonable and effective.

  5. If you are unsuccessful in something, remember to destroy the evidence.

  6. The bird arrives as early as the baby can eat, but the mouse comes second is the baby is eating cheese.

  7. When things seem to be going down toward you, you're going the wrong way.

  8. If everything looks very well, then you have missed something.

  9. Always remember that you are special, just like everyone else.

  10. Clean mind is often a sign of poor memory.

  11. Hot air often floats on the surface, so Heaven is hotter than hell.

  12. Experience is something you usually do not have, until after you need it.

  13. Light moves faster than sound. Is that why everyone looks smart until they open their mouths?

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