triggercurtis

From a scale to "Fuck you" and "Fuck me"... Where am I?

"Mom, don't freak out! But i am in the hospital!" "Josh, shut up. You can't make me freak out anymore... you are a doctor for almost 6 years now..."

A lightning Strike don't want to hurt you. He just wants to give you more energy than you need :) ♥

Why is my nose running, but my feet smell?

#full_emo

Instead of forgetting your Dogs and Children in your car it would be convenient to forget your Chicken in your Car Because you'd get some nice roast chicken after your shopping.

A General, a Soldier and a Prisoner are in a Yard. The General commands the Soldier to shoot the Prisoner. Who has the most power? The General (who has the authority) The Soldier (who has the gun) The