Knock, knock Whose there? Cancer...

Blonds are dumb.... kappa

I wonder what will happen if one day he really dies

Dont be a dick

The Weed is strong with this one

a meme

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

A priests asks the convicted murderer at the electric chair, "Do you have any last requests?” "Yes," replies the murderer. "Can you please hold my hand?"

When I see lovers' names carved in a tree, I don't think it's sweet. I just think it's surprising how many people bring a knife on a date.

Photoshop fail