Getting back to Genesis Chapter 4: The Jesus may not be all knowing, but he is maximally smart, whatever that means. Thus, we know he intentionally made Cain jealous of Abel.

Why did The Jesus do this? Let’s find out:

Genesis 4:8-15:
8 And Cain talked with Abel his brother: and it came to pass, when they were in the field, that Cain rose up against Abel his brother, and slew him.
9 And the LORD said unto Cain, Where is Abel thy brother? And he said, I know not: Am I my brother's keeper?
10 And he said, What hast thou done? the voice of thy brother's blood crieth unto me from the ground.
11 And now art thou cursed from the earth, which hath opened her mouth to receive thy brother's blood from thy hand;
12 When thou tillest the ground, it shall not henceforth yield unto thee her strength; a fugitive and a vagabond shalt thou be in the earth.
13 And Cain said unto the LORD, My punishment is greater than I can bear.
14 Behold, thou hast driven me out this day from the face of the earth; and from thy face shall I be hid; and I shall be a fugitive and a vagabond in the earth; and it shall come to pass, that every one that findeth me shall slay me.
15 And the LORD said unto him, Therefore whosoever slayeth Cain, vengeance shall be taken on him sevenfold. And the LORD set a mark upon Cain, lest any finding him should kill him.

So it seems that The Jesus manuevered Cain into killing Abel so that we could have that cool line about being our brother’s keeper in New Jack City. Additionally, what with Adam and Eve’s children all being fruitful and multiplying with each other, there must’ve been a need for humans to go off and explore more regions of Africa and the Middle East. Thus, The Jesus created Gypsies and Cain was their leader.