I leave my life as peaceful as I can but sometimes, someone out of nowhere would come and try to tangle up my life. In this case, it's my 9 month old brother. That dude knows how to get on my last nerve.
Introducing him to the family was fun, now I had a brother that I could work with to tease my sister's, another boy in the house, who wouldn't be happy. But lately, I think this boy might not be on my side when he grows up, I've been seeing some signs.
For example, I was trying to watch a movie the other day when he stressed his hands like he wanted me to carry him. I did just that, the brotherly bond until he threw up on me. Not to worry, I would just wash that off, clean him up and continue my movie.
I cleaned his mouth and went into the bathroom to clean up and get a new t-shirt. I came back to the sitting room to see my mom and my brother watching PJ masks. I changed the channel back, he started crying. This boy doesn't work, doesn't clean, doesn't cook but can make demands?? I do all that apart from the working but I can't make demands. What is my house turning into?
I am trying not to be paranoid but I can almost swear I saw him smile as walked away after changing the channel back.
Anytime I try to carry him, he cries but if my sister tries to, he doesn't, what a sell out. The only time he comes next to me is if I'm with a lollipop. My dad is so proud, maybe he'll finally have a soldier in the family.
When he cries in the night, I stand up to go and comfort him and in doing so deprive myself of my beauty sleep, you would think he'd be grateful. I make his food in the morning and he just sits there like a Mafia boss, waiting to cry if I don't get it right.
I think he has a sensor that tells him everytime I'm at peace so he can come to disturb me.
One of these days, I know I'm going to catch him talking, planning to take me out.
I need 