Let´s write a story together - Marcel the giant

Once upon a time.... there was a giant called Marcel and his dream was to leave his lonely island to find a giant girl to be happy with. But asteroids were falling that monday's afternoon. And you all know how utterly annoying asteroids can be. So Marcel's mood was constantely going down. First it was Monday (and giants hate mondays in the same way that human beings do because it was the first working day of the week) and second because his island didn´t have a Anti-Asteroid-System.