The wife hates it when I say 'I told you so' so I mastered this look instead Gif from giphy

When you think you're top shit and start the new video game on the hardest difficulty Gif from giphy

When you're the one whose house is made of straw and you keep dreaming about wolves gif from giphy

Actual footage of your mom eating ass gif from giphy

When I tell my Tinder dates about my STDs the morning after Gif from giphy

When it's time to get down and dirty and I remove my pants gif from giphy

What it feels like for a guy to find your G spot Gif from giphy

When you're not too sure if it's going to be a fart or not but you can't be bothered walking to the toilet Gif from giphy

When you're pretty confident you can get a hole in one Gif from giphy

When you haven't aged in 20 years and end up just making the job of the CGI artist a lot easier gif from giphy

Me telling you a story after three shots of tequilas Gif from giphy

When you say something that starts a fight between a couple gif from giphy

How people act when they see me walk out of the toilet without washing my hands Gif from giphy

When you walk into a restaurant and see your ex there with her new boyfriend Gif from giphy

When even the other guys in prison aren't interested in you so you have to attach a string to your soap so you can pull it back out again gif from giphy

When I'm at a bar and I spot a pretty girl who's left her drink unattended Gif from giphy

When you're judging a diving contest and a hot girl simply shows up and is yet to even dive Gif from giphy

When you're revving yourself up to ask a girl out but know you'll end up not doing shit gif from giphy

When your friends drew on you when you were passed out drunk but you use it to score Gif from giphy

This is how you clip your toenails like a lady Gif from giphy