Logically I get why things about Donald is news but I have to admit that I've wondered time to time why this stuff keeps getting printed. At this point you could make up just about any headline and no one would bat an eye. "President Trump claims nothing wrong with feral foxes licking his privates clean."

You could create a whole sub-reddit called Trumps Two Quotes and a Story and every post could be a creative writing session where you put down two things he actually said (no comment on the validity of what he said) and something you make up and have people guess which he didn't say.