Are you ready for some more of that badass PIMP Shit? A bit of this will be a review and update, but mostly will focus on PIMP v3.2. Yes, 3.2. However, in case you have no idea what a PIMP even is, let me tell you.
A PIMP is all about money and making theirs. The definition has changed over the years, despite what some may argue it is. I grew up in the trenches using words and doing things many of you have only seen in the movies or heard about in songs. Here on Hive, we PIMPs focus on gettin' money in several different ways. I mean, why else are you here? Really.
PIMP itself, is a token and assuming you have enough PIMP staked to breech the dividend sharing percentages, we share our daily earnings with you (95% of our daily proceeds). We are still on the top 20 of over a dozen rich lists in holdings. We hide nothing, there is no 'behind the scenes' sus bullshit going on. I tell it like it is and keep anyone informed that wants to take the time to hear it. I'll even tell you what the fuck we're doing so you can be a PIMP on your own time. But, I don't do financial advice. I just get money. You can too. Why?
Because I'm a muthafukn P.I.M.P. and the more I make, the more you make and the more you make, the more I make and the moar all of us PIMPs make. 馃槑 So, let me tell you how this PIMP shit works and about the 'top 200' and how you can start stakkin'. Since the last upadate, we have made a few changes here and there. Let it be known, we aren't a private circle jerk and I invite anyone and everyone now, that wants to learn ways to be a P.I.M.P., to join us in The PIMP District where we have meetings every Wednesday at 8 am CST and can answer any questions and address any concerns you may have.
What's that?
You want to be a PIMP?
How can you get some tokens to stake?
@cryptoshots.nft's sweet Karina Yana chat bot
@shadowspub on Thursdaysif you already have PIMP and want more -
@tokenpimp for a PIMPed out vote (vote based on size of delegation)Yes. You have to have at least 1000 PIMP staked (which also gets you the PIMP badge on #peakd) to make 1 call per day to tip someone 1 PIMP. To make 2 calls and tip 5 PIMP, you need to have 10,000 staked and so on and so forth. This also slaps the same amount to your own stash of tokens. See the following chart:
We discuss every week, whether or not to add any or remove any tokens from that list. If you do not see your token on here, come ask us why. If you have a token you would like added and are a PIMP, hop in the chat with us and plead your case.
All the tokens on that list, are ones we share we are currently hodling with diamond hands. The stake distribution is set to the top 200 highest staked balances (after any outgoing delegations). Incoming delegations do not count towards totals for distribution. Outgoing delegations do not count toward your staked balance as you are not using it to curate any other PIMPs but letting others do it for you. And, since they are using it on your behalf without it being staked, it will not count for them either.
Some of you may notice that it doesn't reach 200 accounts yet (currrently spread to the top 115 staykrz). That's because early adopters like 
Straight up, the purpose of PIMP is to get money. Yes, I love the community here, but you have to understand the realm in which you are living just by reading this. You're not on a WordPress blog. You're not on Tumblr. Or Fakebook. Or even The New York Times absorbing the media you desire - no - you're here. Here where some people use this blockchain to feed their families or fund their causes or build their dreams! So, all the profits being made by sales of PIMP from the center of operations and any other token trades, sales, swaps and earnings - are going right back into it compounding everything we can to better give back to all of you.
I often say we because I couldn't do any of this without any of you - the community. So, here, in this space, money and your network go hand in hand like a happily married couple fresh off to their honeymoon. The only difference between PIMP and others is - we want to WIN. Will we? It is yet to be proven otherwise and I'm not one to give up very easily.
There has been some debate about what sets PIMP apart from other tokens. In a recent conversation with 
"Every battle is won before it is fought."
I have read this and many other books several times. After having been burned before myself in the cryptorealms, I find it essential to keep some things under wraps. That being said, it is time to unwrap a piece of PIMP that has always been on the table and came up in that conversation with him - who by the way - is very high on the integrity scale in my book.
Notice the shit is in all caps. That's because it is referring to the cryptocurrency, not the blockchain. One of the recent changes that has taken place within our organization, is how - or what - we offer as staking rewards for that upper echelon. Instead of a gang load of shit tokens, we now share liquid HIVE with everyone. You're welcome.
It recently was brought to my attention, that the PIMP slapper is making waves and taking up space in the comments. DO NOT STOP USING IT. Keep causing the erosion of the shore mother fuckers. But now, it will all be posted on one comment thread from the 
We will be voting it up hard. The rewards will be used to further our endeavors which translates to every qualified PIMP getting #moar. We will not let the account get passed 100 HP though, once it reaches that threshold, we will power it down and redistribute the wealth amongst us. Fuk'n right.
Silver is sometimes sent to our 'vaultkeeper' - 
If you just missed the implications of what we are doing, PIMP is backed by precious metals. Only a very limited elite few tokens on Hive - NOT EVEN HIVE ITSELF - can claim to own physical assets to back their tokens' stability. We can. With some of the profits every couple weeks or so, we purchase silver and melt it into ten ounce bars. We will not be buying any special rounds, limited this that or the other, as we are going for the bullion itself and looking for the best prices. We will most assuredly keep you updated with our holdings. We currently have 55 troy ounces in the vault.
By making this move, if crypto ever crashes into oblivion and manages to be worth absolutely nothing, we will have a bit of a failsafe and your PIMP will still be worth something. If agreed upon, we will sell it and take care of those that have PIMP staked, and based on the size of your stake, we will divvy out monetary compensation(s) as necessary. Get comfortable.
In closing, I just wanna say (again) that I don't really give a shit if you are or become a PIMP or not. We're gonna get money with or without you. Just is what it is. Some will see it right off the bat and be staking all they can. Some will see the potential, the numbers involved and put it on their 'when I have the time' list. Some will just ignore us. Anyone that knows me, knows I make things happen.
And that's one of the keys. There are three kinds of people in this world. Ones that make things happen, ones that watch things happen and ones that wonder what the fuck just happened. While you decide which one you are, REMEMBER TO BE YOU! I always am and you already know - ery day I'm hustlin'.
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