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Have you ever considered investing in HYIP (High Yield Investment Program)? There are hundreds of HYIPs on the internet at any given time. It's a big industry. They are essentially ponzi schemes, and say what you want about ponzi's, people that get in at the beginning make a lot of money. Look around and get in on the beginning of a high quality one and you'll make a very handsome return on your investment--perhaps you'll start making them a part of your portfolio like I have. The one I am recommending here is called Terminal Skynet which has obviously put a lot of money into their website and is demonstrating a significant budget for their advertising campaign.