"Oh, I know - I'm very much a recipient of her favors - but this post was directed towards those that needed help in pointing out the equation.

Ignoring her won't make her go away - but it might give you a growth on your prostate as she kicks you in the balls for being a horrible wanker."

And this is why I wank as agreeably as possible.
No handed, in the middle of a fast-food joint,
for the sole purpose of preventing cancer!
Don't know much about Karma, but if
she's anything like Eris, I'd tap that!