It's early in the week, but this one may go the distance for title of Dumbest Thing Tom Reads This Week.

The incubation period for Ebola is 5-10 days and perhaps another week to death.

Per capita GDP in Congo is about $400 per year.

How is a Congolese guy with no money going to 1) contract Ebola, 2) get to one of the two airports with international flights, 3) afford a ticket, 4) get on a plane, 5) get to Mexico (via a third country, no direct flights), 5)afford to hire a coyote to guide him, 6) across the southern US border in 7) a maximum of two weeks while 8) showing symptoms for the last part of that time period?