Why aren’t we dead yet?

1. This is a simulation and we will die soon, we just haven’t hit point terminus in the history simulation that a higher being is watching us in.
   a. Wait if they are watching and this is history then, ^^^we^^wont^^die?
   1. Unless this isn’t their history, it’s our history
      a. ugh
2. This is a simulation and we won’t die
3. We are on the other side of the “great filter”
4. We haven’t hit the wall of a “greater filter” yet
5. The beings watching us are protecting us from ourselves, for now
6. The beings watching us are from symbiotic timelines and they jump over to ours and slow our stupidity because if we blow up, so do they?
7. For you are in Elysium, and you’re already dead!?
8. We are the first to make it this far, so it could end tomorrow, today or in 100 million years
9. Life ahh finds a way, death isn’t forever
   
10. We are not ripe yet, no one likes to eat food that isn’t fully matured
    a. I guess sooner if someone wants veal?
11. Because our purpose has not been fulfilled yet?
    

please feel free to add to the list, no matter how absurd or obscure