I got a gander at that "extra set of balls" you mention here -- the other day. You really go first class in that department. Or the goblin-man does. One or the other.
BTW ... the first time I saw the name @goblinknackers ... I thought it meant something like "Little Ghost Killer" ... goblinknackers = GhostBusters, etc. Isn't the knacker-yards what you people call a slaughterhouse or the rendering plant? (Where they reduce animal carcasses down into ... well, other stuff. ) You seem to have odd names for many things. Kind of like the French in that way.
RE: Tales of the Urban Explorer: Crimble Mill