There is this joke about Ikea: When you buy a 'Billy' Bookshelf, you get a saw, a screwdriver, a pack of screws, instructions and a map to the nearest forest.
I had assembled a few Ikea projects and found the instructions quite funny, almost as funny as the names of the products. Even though I once lived in Sweden for about 4 years and still have a good handle on the language.
RE: My DIY Couch Table - "Selbst is die Frau" (ENG-GER)