Coca-Cola has undertaken its biggest re-branding since the company was founded in 1892. In a brazen move driven by their newly-appointed PR chief Alastair Campbell, Coca-Cola has re-positioned their entire

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Research conducted at the prestigious Scientific Teaching Institute proves that ugly women have more sex than pretty women. In a crushing blow to men with trophy wives, the research concludes that “men

Recently leaked documents from governments all over the world confirm an international conspiracy, covering up evidence of alien life, for fear it could cause the price of Bitcoin to rise. US Intelligence

A 999 call was made yesterday by a man on a boat, in extreme pain. First aiders arrived on the scene via inflatable dingy, to find a man using a damp sock to stem heavy bleeding from his groin area. He

Donald Trump this week apologised for his attitude and actions towards women over the years, saying he can no longer continue pretending that he wants to “grab them by the pussy”. Speaking to a room full

Scientists declare that massaging the prostate with a banana can extend lifespan by decades. Researchers today revealed the results of a controversial 100-year study, which claims that the male lifespan

A man lost his fight in court today, after trying to sue his sex robot for £1million. It was a sad day today in court for Mr Gilburt, 46, from Wales. After a 12-month legal battle, Mr Gilburt lost his

David Beckham has accepted the role of Daniel Craig’s finger double in the upcoming new Bond movie, after a tragic accident during filming destroyed Daniel Craig’s trigger finger. “I can’t believe I snapped