Could have sworn aliens visited earth already but didn't come to meet us, this is why they don't want to come again

if you thought you saw Tom Holland Spider-Man then you understood the joke

wow, I could imagine if you have different work shifts you definitely may not be able to use it

I read that electric car sales have surged this month. That’s awesome, finally, a real shift away from fossil fuels. Tomorrow is looking cleaner

Alarm clocks that wake you up with light instead of sound are genius. Less stress, more sunrise vibes but if it's already daytime that's where we got a problem

My favorite show getting cancelled from Netflix, hurts more than I thought it would. Well gotta look for a back door to watch it

Punishing a 7 year old for bedwetting isn’t helpful. It’s usually a sign of growth or a medical issue. Support and be patient with them

Many people do fear death, often due to the uncertainty and finality it represents, though the intensity of that fear varies. It's not just a meme, but a real existential concern. I fear it too

When you've yelled at your child 5 seconds ago and you hear them muttering in their room

This is how to respond to unneeded opinions. #wisdomkeys #memes #monklife

I think they got Air Support, or Air motivation is what the jet captain heard

This happened to me yesterday with Netflix, the horror 😭😭😭😭

That means your toothpaste is not dentist approved 😅😅😅😅

How do you guys make enough money on crypto these days, what strategy are you using

Monk Wisdom 101: I’ve realized that saying ‘no’ is one of the healthiest forms of self care. #monklife #newlion #newmonk

i think it'll start giving some feedback noice before the phone rings. . Am I a legend?

Like they say, don't judge a book by their... Ooo just forget it

and that's how monk legends are made

wellll 🤔 he's not real dear pupil

very deep..oh I love your name you'll be my fellow monk