I have a buddy who drunk dials me most evenings during lockdown and beats me over the head with whatever conspiracy theory he was fed that day by Fox News, Rush Limbaugh, and the Epoch Times. I’ve noticed

Shorten these down a little, throw in some rhyming, and get an illustrator and you could give Shel Silverstein a run for his money

The right cares about THEIR freedoms. They are pretty consistent about not wanting anyone else to have freedoms, especially if they aren’t white.

Keep the old categories. It was one of the few things about Steemit that didn’t get broken and need fixing.

I have a buddy whose girlfriend got Covid after months of proudly refusing to wear a mask and telling me I’m a paranoid sheep. She finally took it seriously while she had a fever. Thankfully she recovered,

You just described my alcoholism.

I live in Texas, so my activity is being miserable. But my new above ground pool is filling up right now so my new hobby will be getting sunburns.

I got you a mask for your birthday

I will make a pilgrimage every 4/20 and place a joint on your grave.

I came to the comment section to say irregardless isn't a word. Then I looked it up to make sure, and it turns out it is a word. Turns out the media lied to me about that too.

I need to make sure my tetanus shots are up to date after reading this.

Checking in from Texas. Our governors are actively trying to kill us. At this point it would be easier for them to do the right thing, but they just keep doubling down on the chaos knowing damn well history

Man, I didn't expect to start my day on such a down note. I'm going to make it a point to do something nice for someone today. Our world sucks.

This is why I don’t believe anything I read. ...which has led to some unfortunate incidents regarding public restrooms.

If we’re repeating history, it looks like we’ve got 2 years before this dumpster fire burns out.

Well you know, work's been a little slow lately.

I would be worried you are delirious from Covid, but you always talk like that. What's going on with this hive thing? I've been out of the game for a while. It's steemit but it's not steemit. What weird

That was a lot of words to say, "We're fucked."

I’ll round the story out eventually before I put the next book out, but this took too long to research so I’ll probably do a few more fun ones before I get back to it. Name calling doesn’t bother me, but

This one took forever on the research. There’s just so much wackiness. I was going to do a part 3, with the more modern version but it’s pretty much the same argument from 100 years ago, only science has