We need some massive class-action First-Amendment lawsuits to be instigated, and we need them NOW!

No you don't.. They own the courts and have billions of your dollars to fight you with... you will loose and be long dead before you ever see your day in court lol
You need to build the meshnet and put something like monero on it ..
This will solve a huge amount of problems.. A free secure decentralized internet.. not controlled by anyone.. Spain has something like 40 thousand nodes and millions of people on the meshnet there ... the link will take you to all of the active meshnets I know of! http://www.mesh-net.org/
And the best part is you can set it up for about 100 bucks each .. then its free from then on.. and its legal and being done right now ... join in...