Lately one of my friends has been seeing this guy that she met online something like tinder. This is really not like i'm talking about myself and saying 'friend'. This is really about a friend. And of course my imagination of it in my mind.
So okay, let's start firstly we're putting some kinda nice photos of us where in real world we definitely don't look like that BUT THANK GOD FILTERS. Then we're writing some silly jokes to make everyone believe hey we're here you know for having fun.
Ok everything is good until here. Anddd after getting match the real struggle starts.
I must make a joke, oh should i say i like that movie or does it make me seem like a nerd? Who cares, being nerd is the new cool thing. But what if he really doesn't like me, when he sees me in real. Should i start to go to gym before the date time? For gods sake why did i put those picture of me from 2007 there? Oh wait wait probably he did the same. And you know what he doesn't seem so fit either so.
But wait?
What if he loves the new generation star wars? How am i gonna get rid of him that time? NO NO wait relax, oh no more importantly what if he likes justice league movie? No, he is not like 12 and even 12 years old can't love that.
Ok wait, maybe this time everythings gonna be great. You know the man of your dreams coming to you like from the movies and will pose the same as jack and rose from titanic. But then people would look at us awkardly and i'd be embarassed. What if he hates eating on the bed? You know there are those dinner tables now where people eat i think. But don't you think they're all so uncomfortable?
Which side of the bed he's sleeping? Wait a second i don't have a side. Why am i even thinking about it? what if his mom hates me? And then our kids would have to live without their grandmother. Anyway we will be happy with the kids.
And the text comes:
Sorry i can't make it tonight.
