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on the way home from school, Adaline spotted her father's car, parked near a bush, not too far from their house. so she approached in the car but stopped half way as she saw her father was with their neighbor, inside the car.

Adaline decided to walk straight to home

when she arrived at home, she saw the mother and said to her "mum, I just saw dad in the car, not too far from our house, and inside, he was with aunt Lidia."

the mother, upon hearing that, said to Adaline "say, no more."

not long after that, the mother saw the father's car approaching the house. she grabbed a knife and starts sharpening it

as the father opens the door, the mother called up Adaline. she said "Adaline, come here. tell your father what you saw today".

Adaline: Well as I walked home from school, I saw father in the car with aunt Lidia, smooching and...

as Adaline keeps talking, the mother was about to attack the father with the knife. the father went so pale and shocked, but the mother went pale and shocked too!

because Adaline story continued .... "smooching and touching, just like you did, mom, with uncle Nathan, while father was outta town last week."

both mother and father upon hearing the complete story, passed out

Adaline, learning the parents passed out, got scared and called out uncle Bob, the next door neighbor

uncle Bob asked what happened, so Adaline retold the story

just as Adaline done with her story, she realized uncle Bob was passing out as well

.....because, you know, aunt Lidia is his wife

:)