...you Want to Open this Box!

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Aloha Motherfuckers!

Let's get right down to business. First off, a big shout out to goldenarms@goldenarms who single handedly, and in full confidence, claimed the #teamcanada tag for every single fucking Canuck in our glorious land! ...like a boss!!!

Let's show him a 2010 piedfort, just 'cause it's awesome and so is he:

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Apparently goldenarms@goldenarms is a huge sports fan, well feast your perverted eyes on this dan-diddly-dee! That's right Holmes, it's a gold-fucking-plated Canadian Hockey Maple from when we won fucking gold...at our own godamned sport!!! in our own beloved country!!! #teamcanada slays all kinds of records:

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And secondly, bitches, did you know how pristine the Royal Canadian Mint is? Usually we just stamp out 4 x 9's bullion 'cause we're cool like that -- one more 9 than you: Uncle Sam, Perth Mint, UK, Austria, Mexico, Congo, Armenia and all you other bitch-ass countries that fail to see the wisdom in purity... in Canada we fart in your general direction! Check out these 11 x 9's 1999 Maples -- 3 in the date and 2 x 4 on the reverse:

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That's right... i got a shit ton son -- and that's just my '99's... here's an '88 and some '89's, 'cause i'm old school fool. Check out that dope crown ol' Liz is reppin'.
1988 was the first year of SML's (Silver Maple Leafs).

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Are we ready for "Thirdly"?

Well here it is my Canadian bretheren. The "Wildlife Series" sans the Antelope... (fuck! Long story...)

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And the birds of prey:

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And the Predator series:

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Fourthly, the 25 yr anni. coin of The SML & the Canada 150 reverse proof privy:

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Toss in a Snake, a Sasquatch and a Yin-Yang and we're talking private pole-dances:

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Followed by some Y2K fireworks privy:

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...and you start thinking: "Holy Fuck! The RCM is about as badass as goldenarms@goldenarms & raybrockman@raybrockman combined!

But then we go high and lay out the 1.5 ozers:

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Then pull back to the 3/4 oz rarity "howling Wolves" coin and your synapses start frying!

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Even out slugs are beautiful reminiscent birds:

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And our big slugs will eat your little slugs, so put on some Doug and the slugs!

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...and if that doesn't work then we'll get all Super-Awesome on your asses and whip out a sealed tube of Superman coins:

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We are Canada! And we have the most refined mint on the planet. I invite you to prove me wrong! And yet we are humble, so bring you libertads, your eagles, your kooks and your philharmonics... we won't judge...very loudly

Go #teamcanada

Cheers! from thedamus@thedamus