Hi friends!
…and Merry Christmas!
Boy did secret Santa deliver this year! And I’m still kinda’ stumped about which one of you mofoz it could be — more on that later.
Check this out:
That eagle looks like it’s about to eat a friggin’ steak!
I like it a lot. Thanks Santa 🤘🎅🤘
But that jolly old soul wasn’t gonna’ just send an ounce… there was a card too
And now, check this out — somebody knows my druthers!
(…and my shirt size 😜)
Sock it to the Man, man! Buy bitcoin and eat the banks…with gusto! My secret Santa also knows that unbacked fiat currency is as bull-shite as a temporary Gov’t lockdown! And so, ol’ Saint Nick sent me some real deal Super-power! Check it out, why not have a little bit of a supernova in your pocket? And 1/200th of an ounce will do nicely, thank you very much — although I suspect this sweet lil’ number will find more comfortable slumbers in a more secure spot than my wallet 🤪🤪🤪
I have been known to drain it completely…
Looky loo…!
My Santa is a freaking exploding star himself!
…and I can see him now… in his workshop… doing one last very important wrapping job
😳😜😘
…lighting up that yule log and huffing and puffing a big HoHoHo.
Thanks Santa! I was first surprised to find it under the tree as my mind has been on kiddos and stuff, and then I was doubly pleased to see all my wicked Christmas loot 🎄🤘😝🤘🎄
Next year I’m planning on being even naughtier!
Cheers Amigo!
And all the best to the rest of SGS — the shiniest group of asskickers on the planet!
🎄🤘🎅🤘🎄