Do you speak monkey?
If not, then let me translate: “Chill yer asses and keep your bananas peeled for the SSG Monster Raffle #2”
Last time we had over 50 ounces of the miracle metal that went out, and this time we’re looking to best our stats. We are:
And we are hosting another raffle. Anyone can play, and everyone who wins will get that sweet shiny delivered to their door. Crikey! We’ve even got a pure gold bar going out this time!
Wanna’ see another couple awsome pics?
Or how ‘bout this one? Easily staged for a fun post...
But i digress...
My main point here was to promote the
MONSTER RAFFLE
And also to show off what is available to be won for 0.88 cents...or 1 Steem
Yeah mon! That be a 2 ounce Unicorn of Scotland! And it’s available to be won! All ya need to do is buy a ticket!
But hold yer’ damn horses! I’m throwing a Dragon on the Unicorn just because i’m out of limes and coconuts! 😜😜😜
I’ll say it again: Keep yer’ bananas peeled!
There are no better odds anywhere for winning real deal hard core financial assets — read: investment grade silver.
In a couple days tix will become available and entire prize list will be featured — don’t miss this!
All of the proceeds from this raffle go to the direct benefit of the #steemsilvergold community — and we’re taking in new members all the time. Are you interested in precious metals? Come and check us out 👍 we’re the friendliest bunch anywhere, and membership does have its privileges!
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Finally, if you believe in Steemit then engage
Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot,
nothing is going to get better, it’s not
~ Dr. Seuss
I will tell everyone here, now, that this post is getting jacked... so if you’re a currator, then lay it on thick...this one is going big in next couple hrs
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Cheers! from 
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