And Then They Made a Comment About "Tricking" Someone Into a Relationship

Perhaps there's a reason they've been single for all this time? If you believe you need to trick someone into loving you, you really need to take a step back and learn to love yourself first.

I assure you, your enjoyment in life will go up significantly when you find out what a truly wonderful person you are. Growing up can put a lot of bad programming your head, so work on clearing it out. :D