Remember Dorry the Centauri ? Of course you don't , because you need to read more of my posts. "innocent ad for my old post"
Ladies and gentlemen, hello and welcome to a new challenge from the busy cat who never sleeps.
Splinterlands has declared a nice challenge for us, it's the Centaur challenge, and i love it so much !!
The centaur i used is level 3 so it has an additional 1 HP and 1speed.
not to miss the snipe ability which is the main perk of being a Centaur :P
Honestly, i've just realised that this Centaur is a male, i am really thinking of changing my mind about Centaurs. Lol
For those who are "challengy" scroll down for the challenge, and for fairy tales mythical imaginary stories lovers, keep reading mate..
Anyway, i, the official story teller "i think that", will take you in a short ride to the land of Centaurs, Thessaly, Greece.
İn fact, it's a long ride.
Once upon a time in Thessaly, while a family of Centaurs were having their breakfast of Smurfs berry, they started to argue about the coming plans of that day...
_ But mom, all my friends are going !
_ No young Centaurides "female Centaur", you will stay with your little brother.
_ please, it's Hippodamia's marriage to Pirithous, every body will show up..
_ i said no, and i will lock on all of your dresses so you can't even think of going.
That's how Centauria started her day, the day of the great wedding where the Lapiths and the Centaurs will gather to witness the marriage of Pirithous the king of Lapiths.
She wasn't allowed to go by her family of consirvative Centaurs, but by the night has arrived, she was feeding the unicorns a slice of pizza when she heard some guys kicking and screaming then she felt some movements in the bushes.
Show your self, i know karate. She said.
Coughing, Then a crawling drunk guy came out of the bushes and yelled out "ten bucks for a fairy beer ! they deserved that thorns in their pants"..
She ran to him and stepped on his arm accidently, then brought him to a bench beside the fountain.
He said : excuse my weakness Centaurita, but my hiccups manners....Zzz
_ what ?
_ oh sorry, my name is Mylor, i am the boy of the woods, master of tricks, and licensed to give wishes by the Olympic center of gods ltd.
_ really ! what kind of tricks ?
_ well, you know "knock knock", i made that up.
_ oh you should be a master then.
_ i know ! Right ! , so you wanna make a wish tonight ?
_ yeah please i am craving to go to the wedding, but i need some clothes to put on.
_ you got that, let's throw a coin in the fountian, and all your dreams will become true..
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Away down town, the party has already started, neon lights, fancy moves, and the famous "semi-gods" band were performing their latest hit "one more wife" by the pool.
_ Our guests the Centaurs have started to arrive, said Pirithous.
_ yes my friend, i hope they will act politely. Said Setheus.
One hour later, a fascinating trojan horse stopped in the entrance, then its secret door was opened to reveal a young Centauress stepping out and entering the party.
Centauria, the bretty Centauress has attracted everybody's attention with her outfit, like a princess.
Lady, may i have this dance with you. A sound has came from no where asking her for a dance, it was Setheus.
After ten jars of wine, Eurytus the lonely Centaur was sitting there drinking and looking toward the crowd, his empty soul pushes him into doing something very soon.
Ladies and gentlemen, of all Lapiths and Centaurs, today, we are here to announce the holy marriage of Pirithous and Hippodamia, if someone has something to say, say it or shut up for ever you **#₺&√×
_ Hell no, Hippodamia is mine. Said Eurytus.
Then he carried her and started to run, the Centaurs got crazy, drunk most of them, and i can swear i saw some chairs being thrown in the air "wedding crush sign in my country".
And the party has just begun.
Hades yeah, let's party
_ Stop that fool
_ hit him with a rock.
_ who wants a piece of the cake
_ Centaurs are carrying women off
_ let my tale alone
_ it's midnight people
_ i need to go !!
_ what's your name ? Got ya "hitting with a clup"
_ good bye "running"
Centauria found her way out using her abilities with bow and arrows, but she lost a very valuable stuff behind...
Yes, a horseshoe.
Setheus killed Eurytus, and the battle between Centaurs and Lapiths ended with Lapiths victory, but hey, as i am rewriting history here, my battle is like this :
So, the battle, the Centauromachy, is mainly the battle of Centauria to get out of that wedding. And as the Centaurs were drunk, the battle had some rules, Noxious Fumes, Little league, and 24 mana with the earth team only to use.
So i used the summoner "MYLOR CROWLİNG" , and that Centaur worked well with his 5 HP.
That was my weird story about Centaurs, in fact, there are some real events in that story above.
See you next challenge, read more about Centaurs, don't get drunk at weddings, and join splintetlands "otherwise i will throw some chairs in your wedding"
