A doctor once said : Thyroid gland and parathyroid glands work toghether to keep the blood calcium in its natural ranges. İn the other hand SplinterGlands work alone to keep my blood pressure high. Very HİGH
Gentlemen, Ladies. (holding my hat)
Starting from the himalayas, ending on the shores of great hemorrhoidia (they are both massive and POİNTY) youtube stole my youth. (Better named youthube)
İn another dimension : i was googling around craving for information to heal my cursed soul, i searched all the posible words, even wrote it wrong, but i couldn't find a Splinterlands player who is crazy (or poor) enough to publish a zero investment review.
So i decided to take this responsibility, and i am going to be mr. Zero investment.
" A Homeless in another words"
Not because i am lazy or POTİONLESS, But simply i don't have money, so i am looking fourward🥱 to see my disastrous desecion's consequences. " Deserve a tip for writing those words compined"
Talking about today, i've convinced some guys to try splinterlands, and they were like "oh wow. CARDS" . Yeah i did it. They were Totally convinced. Then i figured out how to rotate my mobile screen so i can see more THİNGS, like my SPS earning, a zero balance golden coins and my other hand ( it was holding the mobile before ).
after all these achievements i ended up with a 150 DEC, went to Rank 1000 and still in bronze 2( time to rent more cards)
And about the daily reward....
The reward was this :
İ think it is obvious what is it.
A DRİNK
So after all this excitement i think it is time to end this suffering, and you are free to go (don't miss the special goodbye bellow)
check out my intro post, as i know no one would notice it :
@thebusycat/something-to-say
And to know more about hemorrhoids visit my country.
Have a great fights, time travel and don't touch pointy THİNGS.
glaNd to meet you.
