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In an effort to accommodate more people, 'Family Times' have been moved back to Fridays at 5 p.m. CST/6 p.m. EST. We have a few things to think about, like maybe a Valentine's Day contest? Should we talk about another Block Party?! Where did the rainbows and glitter cannons go? Pinky Pie!

If you are unfamiliar with #thealliance, we recently traded our flying arsenal of elephant butt monkeys for a highly-recommended new class of android sloths. When given steroids, they become increasingly swift, rivaling the speed of a raging male land tortoise, and the poison in their 3 toes makes for a formidable offense against any slower moving predators. We'll see how it pans out.