C is the gentleman's key, but the ladies love the D

They tried to hire a top Microsoft developer to work at Nintendo. He said he just couldn't make the Switch

Totally missed it! But yes, absolutely would be up for that

Things that can't be unseen

Awesome, feels like Christmas came early! Gotta go with Selenia Sky Reblogged

"No doubt there was lesbianity in it. Not the good kind mind but the dull horrible kind full of accidental touches and longing glances instead of frantic scissorbanging." I reread these words

If George Carlin were still around, I think he would have some critical advice and social commentary for Kanye West. He would just tell him "it's bad for Ye !"

Happy early festivus!

Never played this one, but not opposed to trying it out.

I need to start making more NFT's with hive.meme I used it to make one from my kid's drawings and was cool to support a young artist

Really blows when that happens

Same with silver. Undervalued in my opinion, but has been so for a long time

Even if you chew gum to freshen your breath, you still should floss and use mouthwash. Just something to chew on

Gum has been around since the ancient Greeks. I read that Poseidon carried around a trident 🔱

The basketball player received a penalty for chewing gum: caught bubble dribbling

Make sure to never let poultry around gum, you'll end up with chick-lets

My friend Nick called me in an emergency, saying that he was stuck at the airport and he forgot his wallet. Me at the car dealership: Nick or Vette? 🤔

Took my stepson to the dentist. I'm afraid the situation is dire: ginger-vitis

Gumby, the mixed martial artist. Black belt in chew-jitsu