What do you call a Wiccan who lives in the desert? . . . . . . . . A sandwitch

I always get stuffed at Thanksgiving dinner?

Johnny's wife divorced him after discovering him spreading his seed all around town

Apple's parents were disappointed because he decided to study philosophy. They wanted him to be a STEM major

What number do apples fear the most? . . . . . . . . Pi

!sbi status

Why was Nintendo struggling to wake up after daylight savings began? . . . . . . . . . . They just couldn't make the Switch

Birds aren't real. Remember guys, if it flies, it spies

I thought it was Sleepy Joe? Was it really Snoopy Joe?

And it was about that time that I realized @isaria was about 8 stories tall

Damn, can't believe someone would just trash a Wii U like that. Good games too

What did Ben Grimm want to do after he was knighted? He wanted to go "Sir Thing!"

The dopest of birds

Why were the mothers in Potamia so upset with their kids? . . . . . . . . . . Because they made a Mesopotamia

I wish I could sell Supreme bricks for hundreds of dollars. Maybe I can make custom pet rocks with the Supreme logo and they will go for $$$

Glad to see not 100% of the state has burned. Bad year for fires

What did the computer programmer's Flemish giant say to her Continental giant rabbit? . . . . . . U"bun"too?

Programmer's favorite cereal? Froot Loops

thought about getting my programmer wife a sapphire bangle for her birthday. Changed my mind and decided to go with Ruby on Rails

Little disappointed in my computer programing class. I got a C++