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2016-07-27 03:29
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theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
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RE: Punday Monday 248
I heard Jesus was a pretty nice guy, just don't cross him
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Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 248
!LOL
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theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 248
!LOL
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 248
There was a ball at Matt Soh's house, but I was told to leave when I said his girlfriend was flat
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 248
What happened when the Easter Bunny lost all of his eggs? He became unhoppy.
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 248
What did Santa say to the Easter Bunny while he was riding in his sleigh? "Come on, hop in!"
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 246
!LOL
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 246
!LOL
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 246
I was looking forward to graduation in the soring, but my teacher said that I will be back in the fall
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 246
I heard that pilgrims decided to leave for the new world around spring because they were sick of all the rain in Europe. "April showers bring Mayflower" - pilgrim circa 1620
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 246
Sorry I'm late to the party, my Chevy Equinox springs a leak this time every year
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Roasting The Ever Living Shit Out Of My Face
Amir, a face only mama can amor
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Roasting The Ever Living Shit Out Of My Face
That face is what have Chuck Norris Covid hahahaha !LOL
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 245
It was really hard for Ireland during the covid restrictions. Can't even wrap my head around it. So many wanted to travel when they saw others being able to. It really made them green with ivy.
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 245
!LOL
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 245
I heard Albert Einstein was part Irish. Shocking, I know, but everyone keeps saying he was like a Guinness
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 245
Irish friendships are really strong. They are like best spuds
theabsolute
Comedy Open Mic
4y
RE: Punday Monday 245
!LOL
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LeoFinance
5y
RE: How much money does one need to be financially free?
Looks at bank account, yeah I'm not there yet 😂
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life
5y
RE: Maybe It's Because He's a Londoner
I think kids born these days should get a paternity test to see which Amazon delivery guy is their real dad
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