Pigs? Pshh, too squeely. I heard they like to make love to sheep at the edge of a cliff. Why? Because the sheep push back... I'll show myself out

Here is my entry:

Scrooge was just a realist. That heating bill isn't paying itself ( ͠° ͟ʖ °͠ )

If you are on Santa's naughty list then you might get a lump of Bitconnect in your stocking

If it's a "war on" something, there is no end. I'm thinking about starting a war on elves next year

Hmm, Fanta Claus. They should brew it up once a year

All of the Christmas ales come out, like this Christmasy one

Secret judge guess @trafalgar @punchline @dj123 @diebitch

Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy like a yulelog and peppermint schnapps

Interesting if true. Hopefully it will lead to more users and positive developments

I learned some of the basics from Python. When you learn how to make games it can be kind of fun. Nothing wrong with switching gears. All you need is determination and a supportive person to keep you motivated

I am new to freewrite, but I saw this from @improv. Looks like a fun idea and gets people posting.

I had such a good dream last night. It was my quest to come up with the best pun. You could say it was my nocturnal e-mission.

I'm only good at pocketpool, not the best at pocketsend

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The increased interoperability between Ethereum and Zcash is good. I think privacy coins have an important role to play. Still a ways to go until ETH 2.0

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So what do you think it is? Low volume?