I turned to give a quick gander at my butt

I love the word gander!

Welcome to the community and I hope you have fun here and tell us about any of your weekend exploits. Please do read the community guidelines. We have a weekly #weekend-engagement concept post which you are more than welcome to join, this is posted on a Friday and you have until Monday morning to submit a post should you wish, and that is the post that uses the #weekend-engagement tag.